Hup means hello and sup. Sup means 'What's up?'. Please, no one say the sky or ceiling or whatever that is physically above you right this very moment unless you have a poo on your head in which case I would be very happy for you. This is Step, I want to make more friends :)

I am kingbecauseyou guys said soand you know how you are.

my handwriting really sucks.

but you know what sucks more?
it's when you don't know what to do about and knowing that you cannot fix it.

No cheers =(
Happy Weekend!
Steph. back to top?

#1
i was in bio and i was eating a packet of shapes and when i finished i put the packaging away. 10 minutes later i try and find the packaging but i can't find it. i panic and ask basically eveyrone around me if they've seen my pink shapes packet. D: Erin says no. Sam says no. Kappy says no. Zac says no. they ask me whether i chucked it in the bin but i have no recollection of leaving my seat. But erin went to the bin and checked anyway. it was not there.So i'm like standing up looking under my chair and on the floor, in my bag in Erin'sbag but it's no where to be found.
i panicked. now you may thinks it's just a shapes packet but what i was actually panicking abotu was the fact i had Amnesia. adn when i mentioned this Erinwas like
WHAT IRON DEFICIENCY?
and i waslike
O_______O i must have all my medical terms all wrong. but then Erin realised that she was talking abotu Anoemia (or however you spell it) and not Amnesia. she confirmed that it meant short term memory loss. i am at that point rather scared that i actually did have it. i really didn't rmbwhere i put my shapes packet.
So while i'm complainigng about it everyone's just telling me to stock panicking and that it's just a shapes packet.like, with no shapes D: <
BUT THEN I LIFTED UP MY FOLDER AND MY SHAPES PAKET WAS THERE. IT SEEMS I TRIED TO HIDE IT SO THAT THE TEACHER WOULDN'T SEE ME EATING SHAPES/ATE SHAPES. LIKE ZOMG I DDIN'T RMB IT BEING THERE. NOR PUTTING IT THERE.
though at least i felt kind of releived for finding it....

BUT YOU MAY NOT THINK THIS IS FUNNY. MAYBE THIS ONLY OCCURRED AS FUNNY COS IT WAS DURING BIO. AND WE WERE READING THROUGH A GLOSSARY BUT WE WERE ALL LOOKING FOR A SHAPES PACKET INSTEAD. GOTTA LOVE BIO.

#2
so i was trying to revise my eco notes on the bed and its relatively boring so i always do somethign while doing so. eg. bouncing my vball, bouncing my other ball, hugging a soft toy. but this time i decided i'd do supermans on the bed.
so i removd my pillow and i put my feet under the head bar i suppose and try to do supermans ( as in like bananas and superman). after i do like 10 THE MIDDLE OF MY FOOT CRAMPS AND I'M LIKE HOLY MOOOLEEEEEEEE IT HURRRRRRRTS so i'm on the bed and i can't move my foot from under the head bar but its cramping so my face is in utter pain but i can't outstretch it cos it's under the headbar.SO I'M CRINGING. AND LIKE GOING ;IJADF;JIERJ;ADF;JA AND CRINGING SOME MORE FOR LIKE SOME 10 HOURS or at least it felt like that. it was probably 10 seconds.and then it felt beter and i was like T____T so i end up sitting on the floor, normally looking at my notes.
this may not be funny either but after i thought that it woudlv'e looked pretty funny. i mean how stupid was i do supermans on the bed and then getting a cramp.
first of all the supermans would have been absolutely useless to my back cos i'm doing it on a bed. then getting a cramp in my foot just sort of confirms that i'm useless, cos i just got a cramp from doing 10 supermans.
ZOMG I FOUND IT FUNNY.

anyway,
:P hope you did too.
Cheers!
Steph back to top?

to make you fall in love, i'd already have you right under my arm
i used to parlour my tricks i hope that you like this,
but you probably won't because you think you're cooler than me (H)

it's this super super catchy catchy song that's been stuck in my head D:
GO OLDY DISCO SORT! look it up people
Cooler than you By Mike Posner.
=D and then you can sing with me! BECAUSE IT'S THAT AWESOME.

but anyhow, back to the point.
so i was contacting my book ( my new maths book cos i FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER I FINISHED MY YEAR 11 ONE)and iw as taking SUPER SUPER CARE TO NOT MAKE ANY MISTAKES cos i want my new maths book to be PERFECTO.
i also picked out a lot of hairs from the sticky side ( i have absolutely no idea how it got there)my hairs and also my dogs hair. LIKE WHY WERE THEY THERE?
so ipicke out quite a few from the edges which must've stuck on because there were some on the table. THEN I DO THE FIRST SIDE (the cover)
and i'ts PERFECT! i am very very happy.
so i continue doing the 2nd side and IT'S GOT WRINKLES.
just a few so i'm like NUUUUU but i'm still happy cos it's the back ofthe maths book and not the front
THEN I FINISH.
and i flip back to the front and marvecl at my new work THEN
MY JAW DROPS AND I FEEL LIKE CRYING BECAUSE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE COVER OF MY NEW CONTACTED MATHS BOOK IS A
WHITE PUBE!
which must not be mine cos mind you i don't have white pubes thus it must be my dog's, who's white though it's probably not a pube.
it's just curly and... yeah.
ZOMGGGGG I WAS LIKE
WHYY
IT'S CONTACTED INTO MY BOOK.
MY WHITE DOG'S PUBE.
I'M SO SAD.
AFTER ALL THA TEFFORT I WENT TO MAKE SURE THER WERE NO WRINKLES THERE TURNS OUT TO BE A PUBE CONTACTED INTO MY BOOK.
FARRRRR OUTTTTTTT T_____________________T
i'm going to be looking at the pube for the rest of my maths lessons/ year 12 maths.
ZOMG WHAT A BAD START TO MATHS.
i hope iget into 4 u because i will not know what to do if i don't
=(
*cries cries.

i can't be bothered doing eco anymore.. maybe i shall read more manga =D
XD SHOUJO MANGA FTW!

Cheers people =)
Steph back to top?

Girl: GO MAKE A SANDWICH.
Guy:No.
Girl:you belong in the Kitchen
with nothing but an Apron on.
liek seriously, hop to it
literally.
Guy:No.
Stop shouting from the kitchen.
I can't hear the tellly
Jeez, women these days
SHUT UP WOMAN.
Girl:go make you dinner, i didn't make your share and i just finished mine.
if you want to scrape the bottom of the frypan, please do.
don't microwave.
GO STARVE BETCH.
Guy:Whatever.
I'll microwave if I want.
Girl:I HOPE YOU DIE OF RADIOACTIVE WAVES
Guy: or maybe i'll just go out for dinner.
Girl: that way i can inherit your fortune.
i will be Rich
Guy: you're not my benefactor
Girl: i have already mastered the art of… wait i shoudl just pretend to be dumb.
Guy: You're cute ,or pretend to be normal.
Girl:sorry man i lost the cute after our 2nd date.
after that it was just Si Lai.
Guy:Fine.
You're beautiful.
Girl:If you're trying to appeal to my better side
Guy:You can't beat me.
Girl:SHIPPAI!
YOU FAIL!
Yes i Can
You cannot see me right now
for all you know i can be DIGGING THROUGH YOUR WARRET.
I know your signature.
Guy:Really now.
You're so silly.
Girl:See the plan is always, i sleep at 10
you sleep at 1.
but by the time it is 2 i will have enough sleep to wake up and look through all your stuff and all your credit cards
but you're a pig so you don't wake up.
THEN I FIND
THE VOICEMAIL
FROM WHATSHERFACE
Guy:that's my mother.
Girl:no i was talking about the other one
the korean one, the pretty one.
th eone on your wall D: <
i was Outraged
see then i turned cold and harsh.
Guy:i don't know nay pretty korean girls
Girl:else you wouldn't be with me?
D: < that is because you knew her AFTER you knew me
Guy:i've known pretty girls before oyu
Girl:They were plastic Barbies.
Guy:and you're not?
how else do you think you're so pretty?
huh?
how else do you think my wallet is so empty?
Girl:You Paid For It.
Guy:no
Girl:I Debited your account!
Guy:you stole it from my wallet at 2 in the morning
Girl:*your I Like You Account!
Guy:you know, i don't sleep for a long while.
Girl:OH THE HORRORRRR
Guy:i saw you
Girl:Zomg
Guy: ghosts are prettier than you
Girl:I am not plastic!
the ghost is a bunch Pixels!
Guy: that's right
Girl:YOU LIKE PIXELS?
Guy:you're not
Girl:go date yourself with Suzuka?!
Guy:cos you're ugly.
Girl:Coming from YOU.
You're half Titanium!
Those washboards?!
POO they're actual washboards!
and tv antennaes!
Guy:hey
why else do you like this rock hard body
smooth, streamlined body
Girl:You Lie.
Guy:soft to the touch
but hard to the punch.
Girl:Thats how you fractured my shin last time
when i tried to kick you.
Then you didn't pay for it!
Guy:hey, you fractured it yourself
you slipped in the kitchen
*Don't bother me, honey, I'm off to conquer Europe.

It's the jearous bitchy wife =) back to top?

So if anyone is aware of the oncoming big fat train that's about to hit them in the face. tough luck. because i'm on a raaaaaaaaage.
not really but i'm going to try chuck an mega bitch & angsty one.
NB: this is no one in particular. i am just trying to be angsty.
Did you ever consider that she has a mind? or maybe he has a dick.
It hurts it ... hurts. you know that?
no of course you don't or else you woudln't be doing this.
like
if
you
know what this even about then you'll try talk it about,
but obviously you don't
so
HAH.
gosh i'm really failing here.
i'm going to go round in circles, right i'm going to say somethign super hypothetical.
this doens't make sense at all.
the number 8 is unlucky for lovers, they are two circles that never intersect
errr. I CAN'T BE A FREAKING ANGSTY BETCH.
i need something to be angsty about first.

HEY DID YOU NOTICE I MADE SUPER LOTS OF ENTER PARAGRAPH SPACES? heh guess who :P
umn wait now i have to type a whoel paragraph of chinese. (jap cos i dont' know chinese)

こんにちは！これはブログです。でも私の日本語はあまり上手じゃないから、すみません。でも今ブログに日本語で書いて、改善をしてみたいです。とてもつまらない。でもあなたは日本語を読むことはできませんね？そう。。。。
わたしは今何を書きますかね。ｉ’ｖｅ　ｒｅａｌｌｙ　ｇｏｔ　ｎｏｔｈｉｎｇ　ｔｏ　ｓａｙ　ｓｏ　ｉ’ｌｌ　ｐｒｅｔｅｎｄ　ｔｏ　ｂｅ　ｌｏｖｅ　ｓｉｃｋ　ｅｒｒ．
私の心！痛い！痛い！痛い！あなたの心はどこ？！いない！愛してる？何で？IHATEYOUというですか？
わたしはあなたも大嫌いです。ええと。。。天気はいいですね？HEH.

so moving on...
GUESS WHO!

She is Beautiful. Short but Beautiful. she is more likely to say WASSUP GEE than er.... yeah i think this is enough :P

HI! so i live in this basketball. it's rather orange in my opinion but in itself it is like an economy. it has its demand and supply. i am the demand.i have no idea how to sound blunt and sarcastic. But anything inanimate cannot be gay, sorry.

ughh this is such a bad effort but i don't feel lik ebeing funny right now so erh, goodnight XD

=) I GOT NEW NIKES!not.

NIGHTIES! cheers,
Steph~ back to top?

as the title suggests i really want to rage, but to prevent this from being a rage/bitch post. i shall just spam rage. did that even make sense?
RAGERAGERAGERAGERAGERAGERAGERAGERAGERAGERAGERAGERAGERAGERAGERAGERAGERAGERAGERAGERAGERAGERAGERAGERAGERAGERAGERAGERAGERAGERAGE
WHY DIDN'T I DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT. WHY AM I SO FREAKING NICE AT THE WRONG TIME. yes i'm highly annoyed.

i would think everyone would be considerate at this day and age but i think wrong.
STAINLESS STEEL MAN. MY BABY. NOW IS SCATHED AND NO LONGER BEAUTIFUL AND PERFECT. this may be petty BUT IT MEANS A LOT TO ME.
you don't understand the significance.
I AM SO STUPID. I AM SO YUK TUNG.
FARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR OUT.

on a nicer note people, hope you're having a nice morning :D sometimes i really want to bash my internal clock up because it's so accurate. so last night i slept half an hou rlater than normal and whoopdidoo i wake up half an hour later. ITS SO WEIRD. no not really but i find it pretty amazing.
XD I shall now begin Economics (again) but at least today i don't have to coop up at home and get fat! I'M PLAYING TENNIS YAY.

so good day Peeps, hope you make it Miho!
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Cheers,
Steph :D back to top?